SO JOBI, HOW THE FARK DO WE GET SIGNED WITH A STRIKE?

  • -First things first - fill in the enquiry form liked below.

    -Let’s lock in a time to have a lil video chat to read the room on each other.

    -Naturally we love each other (we’re only human), so you book me with payment of a $300 non refundable booking fee.

  • -We fill out and sign the Notice Of Intended Marriage (groundwork of the paper trail for BDM - your potential descendants will love you for this).

    -We’ll get a little deeper, and I’ll get to work on creating your very own, one of one, red hot ceremonies.

    -I’m here for you, if you want vow help, or you need a pragmatic chat if wedding planning is getting the best of you, I’VE GOT YOUSE, it can actually be so chill!

  • -On the day we all rock up looking fkn fire and feeling even better.  I check in with you both individually, make sure we’re psyched, and sign the last piece of pre-ceremony documentation, the Declaration Of No Legal Impediment to Marriage.

    -We relish in the ceremony, everyone is left vibing “fuck yeah that was bloody nice”, the fam have teared up a bit, and now they’re ready to tear the party up.

    -The two of you, your two chosen witnesses, and I, sign THREE certificates: One fancy one for your pool room, one for my records, and one for BDM.

    -You guys kick on, I skiddadle on home to register your wedding.

  • -Upon registering your marriage, I arrange for your Official Certificate of Marriage to make its way to you!

    -You leave me a red hot review and send me photos and we never ever forget the magic that went on here, and we are all better people for this experience.

    GOT QUESTIONS? I’VE PROBABLY GOT THE ANSWERS.