The legal requirements of marriage wrapped up in a bloody beautiful personalised ceremony that fulfils your wildest dreams. The two of you, your two witnesses, all the guests you can handle and I creating BIG LOVE ENERGY. Anything is possible, big or small!

⚡️All legal paperwork taken care of

⚡️All the fun of getting to know each other so I can create the ultimate wedding you and your mates will be singing about five-ever (that’s more than forever)

⚡️Use of my boss ass Bose PA system

⚡️Marriage registered and Certificate of Marriage ordered from BDM

⚡️Travel within greater Sydney

*Rehearsal if required (and celebrant available) for extra cost of $100*
*Character Celebrant option available, from extra $300*

Fulfilment of all the legal requirements of marriage ONLY.

Registry style, but dare I say better. The two of you, your two witnesses and I at a location of your choice. You’ll be married in less than 5 minutes. Less hoo-ha, laid back and low key, who knew it could be this easy!

⚡️All legal paperwork taken care of

⚡️Marriage registered and Certificate of Marriage ordered from BDM

⚡️Travel within greater Sydney

*Character celebrant option available, from extra $300*

When you’re so raucously in love and want to celebrate it without getting bogged down in the bureaucracy of it all.

A ceremony to renew your vows, celebrate a declaration of love, the end of a relationship, to mark a chapter in time, be it with your lover or lovers, platonic loves, loveable arch-nemesis, a house you’ve loved - love is love and I love love!

(No pens necessary)

⚡️All the fun of getting to know each other so I can create the ultimate love party you and your mates will be singing about five-ever (that’s more than forever)

⚡️Use of my Bose sound system

⚡️Travel within greater Sydney

*Rehearsal if required (and celebrant available) for extra cost of $100*
*Character Celebrant option available, from extra $300*

CURRENTLY SERVING: //TOADFISH REBECCHI // MUM’S MATE MARIEL // SUBSTANTIAL SHE-HULK.
BUT THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER HERE, THE WEIRDER THE BETTER… TELL ME YOUR IDEAS AND (CHARACTER COMPLEXITY DEPENDING) I’LL TELL YOU THE PRICE. AND YES! I CAN COME TO YOUR PARTY IN CHARACTER AND PERFORM A CHEEKY LITTLE SKIT FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!

CHARACTER CELEBRANT ENTAILS:
⚡️This add on can be applied to any of the above celebrant packages
⚡️Your selected character delivering the ceremony, incorporating relevant jokes and references, and sticking around for 15 minutes for photo opportunities.
CHARACTER RECEPTION/BUCKS/HENS/PARTY ENTERTAINMENT, ENTAILS:
⚡️This add on is a guest feature at your pre-party/reception, in the form of a personalised speech or performance. Let me flex my years of theatre experience, clown schooling and stand up runs to keep your guests entertained in between speeches, or even leave the speeches to me
CHARACTER MENU ENTAILS:
⚡️Mum’s Mate Mariel is a professional, darls. She’s been been officiating weddings since the early 90s, and between this, hosting regular Tupperware parties and teaching aquarobics twice a week, she is all about helping the community however she can. She’s a true blue classic, a traditionalist at heart, but once the ceremony is over she will clear your bar tab, own the dance floor and give a few personal anecdotes to a lifelong marriage. And she’s always on the lookout for a lovely young lady to set up with her sadly single but totally gorge son Bob.
⚡️Dale Stone is Australia’s only Toadfish Rebecchi acknowledged Toadfish Rebecchi impersonator. Nobody wants a happy ending more than Neighbours stalwart Toadfish Rebecchi. With the law on his side and four weddings under his own (wrestling) belt, this larrikin of love will bring explosive unmissable drama to your wedding/reception. Will recreate the iconic wedding-car-off-cliff scene on request.
⚡️Substantial She Hulk
Enjoy the freedom, confidence and assertiveness of this big green celebrant. Anything other than your wishes your way makes She Hulk angry! A formidable martial artist against those who heckle during ceremonies, but a fiesty, fun-loving and empathetic champion for those of you who want to make a stand against the evil villains of marital peer-pressure.